Дайте стих на английском, чтоб он был около 16 строчек

Дайте стих на английском, чтоб он был около 16 строчекОн должен быть смешноватым и не трудным, типа:.. What I Found in My Desk by Bruce Lansky A ripe peach with a ugly bruise, a pair of stinky tennis shoes, a day-old ham-and-cheese on rye, a swimsuit that I left to dry, a pencil that glows in the dark, some bubble gum found in the park, a paper bag with cookie crumbs, an old kazoo that barely hums, a spelling test I almost failed, a letter that I should have mailed, and one more thing, I must confess, a note from teacher: Clean This Mess!!!!