Плиз..кто переведет мне текст с русского на английский?))) только чтобы перевод был выполнен не на переводчике. а самим)

Soon you will not have to quarrel with my mother about the strange smell of sausage in the sandwich. special labels will help you determine fresh product or not, who should stick to the products. These tabs will change color, depending on the freshness of the delicious food, which lies in your fridge. If fresh product - a green tab, and if faulty - red. Now you can not fear that my mother would make you a sandwich with rotten sausage, but if it is blind. Pity, but those labeled, you can use only 3 times.

Ищи дураков в другом месте.