Мне нужен топик на тему. "Things that really annoy me" " Вещи которые реально раздражают меня". Help me please.

Top 100 most annoying things: 1. Chavs 2. People driving close behind you 3. People who smell 4. People who eat with their mouth open 5. Rude shop assistants 6. Foreign call centres 7. Stepping in dog poo 8. People who cough and do not cover their mouths 9. Slow internet connections 10. Poor customer service 11. Dog owners that don't clean up after their dog 12. Noisy Eaters 13. Cold-callers 14. Door-to-door salesman 15. Stubbing your toe 16. Bullying 17. Computer crashing losing work you've spent three hours doing 18. People who talk loudly on their mobile phones 19. Spam email 20. The nation's obsession with Z-list celebrities 21. Leaving a tissue in a pocket and putting it in a washing machine 22. Driving slow in the fast lane 23. Adverts in between programmes 24. Toilets you have to pay for 25. The nation's obsession with the Katie & Peter split saga 26. People reading over your shoulder 27. People that park in disabled bays when they're not disabled 28. Brownnosers 29. People who complain about their weight yet make no effort to exercise or eat properly 30. People jumping the queue at the bar 31. Junk mail 32. Tailgaters 33. Big Brother 34. Muggers 35. MPs' expenses 36. Stepping in chewing gum 37. Pricey train fares 38. People who walk painfully slowly on the street 39. Noisy neighbours 40. People who sniff and don't use a tissue 41. Sweating 42. Binge drinking culture 43. Feeling bloated 44. The recession 45. Delays at the airport 46. Automated phone systems 47. Smoking 48. Road rage 49. People that have their mobile turned off when you really need to get in contact with them 50. Running out of toilet roll 51. Coverage of Michael Jackson's death 52. Reality TV 53. Flies 54. Finding a flat tyre 55. Parking costs 56. Bossiness 57. Rubbish opening times to doctors, dentists 58. When your washing machine breaks down 59. Politicians 60. Paper cuts 61. Buses not arriving on time 62. Singers who mime 63. People who can't park properly 64. Over packaged kids toys 65. Diarrhoea 66. Constipation 67. Text message speak 68. Bad hair days 69. Getting something in your eye 70. The hot water running out when you're running a bath 71. People who drive in the middle lane of motorways 72. People who mumble 73. Slow traffic lights 74. Cashiers giving you your change on top of a receipt 75. Cramp 76. Reading about Brad Pitt/Jennifer Aniston saga 77. Unpredictable weather 78. Cars blocking pedestrian crossings 79. Adult acne 80. People who are not polite in emails 81. Yo-yo dieting celebs 82. Trying to find the end of the sticking tape or toilet roll 83. Pimped up cars 84. Traffic wardens 85. Losing your passport 86. Running out of petrol 87. Burning your toast 88. Sunburn 89. iPhone obsessives 90. Celebrity fitness DVDs 91. People addicted to watching soaps 92. Breaking a nail 93. Bankers 94. PDA (public displays of affection) 95. Under performance 96. Someone altering your seat height at work 97. People who don't remove their shoes in the house 98. Children at weddings 99. Hot weather when you're not on holiday 100. Sports commentary