Мне нада написать 8-9 речень про my gardening

Wet summer leads to mole explosion in british gardens, experts say, no wonder they live underground if they react so violently to a little water. Peterborough's MP Stewart Jackson today said Labour had failed to deal with immigration problems that have led to jobless migrants camping in British gardens. My girlfriend had taped it because one of her friends was briefly on it in the news item about British gardens containing baby giant African tortoises - her friend is the woman who was interviewed a lot about this all over the British media. Funny name, "Elizabeth", it sounds so elegant, with visions of stately British gardens and ponds filled with swans. You've probably just sat at home and watched some programme about British gardens - don't judge where you ain't been! The common sparrow is becoming increasingly rare in British gardens nowadays due to the huge amount of decking that Alan Titmarsh uses to cover lazy bastard's lawns. It’s supposed to represent British gardens but there wasn’t an abandoned fridge anywhere. I was stunned at how ugly and unnatural and full of metal and conrete the "designed" British gardens are when these failed art school idiots are let loose on a perfectly okay British garden. Hot tubs are becoming an increasingly common feature in British gardens. Black Hamburg is the grape for British gardens and for the first 3 years you can make "Folly" wine from the soft green prunings that you will have in abundance from shaping/training your vine, they make a very pleasant white wine.