Небольшой смешной рассказ на английском языкеочень прошу помогите

A man asked for a meal in a restaurant. The waiter brought the food and put it on the table. After a moment, the man called the waiter and said:"Waiter! Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!""Please don't speak so loudly, sir," said the waiter, "or everyone will want one."                                           Тікі врядлі ти його пймеш.