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I usually have for breakfast fried eggs with bacon, a toast with jam and a cup of coffee with cream and two cubes of sugar. I don;t eat bread and sweets because I'm on a diet I don't eat pork, but I really like chicken and beef There's stewed meat with potato mash in the fridge. Please eat it and don't forget to clean the table. I don't eat dairy products except yogurt I like bread with butter, milk and other simple but tasty things I prefer healthy food: vegetables, fruits, fish. I don't cook fish because it's difficult to scale it. Take a ham and cheese sandwich to school. You need to eat something during the day I don;t eat meat. I'm a vegetarian Yesterday for lunch we had herring with potatoes, meatball soup, cabbage pie and tea with cookies I can't stand cottage cheese, broccoli and boiled cabbage, but really like beans and green peas I don;t eat lemons because they're sour For my taste this cake is too sweet Don;t eat these cucumbers; they're bitter Buy parsley, salad and celery. All the greens are fresh Kids really like junk food: crisps, fizzy drinks, burgers, nuggets I don;t want this porridge; it's too salty This pie is totally tasteless (bland) Don't disturb him; he's having a breakfast What would you like as a side for meat? Rice, buckwheat, I don;t care (I don't mind) I don't eat pasta; it's too high-calorie What would you like for breakfast? an omelette, a bun, a milkshake or maybe an apple pie? I can eat two pineapples