Плииз, переведите, но не с переводчика!!!!! "No, thank you. I'll stay at home," said a man who had been invited to join a party visiting the zoo. "My eldest daughter walks like a kangaroo, my second daughter talks like a parr...

Плииз, переведите, но не с переводчика!!!!! "No, thank you. I'll stay at home," said a man who had been invited to join a party visiting the zoo. "My eldest daughter walks like a kangaroo, my second daughter talks like a parrot, my son laughs like a hyena, my wife watches me like a hawk, my cook's as cross as a bear and my mother-in-law says that I'm an old monkey! When I go anywhere, I want to change."