Помогите перевести Read the jokes paying attention to the use of modal verbs, and then reproduce them. 1.Jack: My dog can count. Teacher: Can he? Jack: I ask him how much two minus two is and he says nothing. 2. M ike: Tom, you...

Помогите перевести Read the jokes paying attention to the use of modal verbs, and then reproduce them. 1.Jack: My dog can count. Teacher: Can he? Jack: I ask him how much two minus two is and he says nothing. 2. M ike: Tom, your father is a teacher and you cannot read and write. Tom: Your father is a doctor and your little brother has no teeth. 3. M other: You must not use these bad words, Tom.Tom: Mummy, but Shakespeare uses them . M other: Don’t play with him any more. 4.Ann: Granny, may I eat the whole cake?Grandmother: Yes, you may, if you can. 5.It was Frankie’s first visit to the zoo. “What do you think of the animals,” asked his father. After a critical inspec­tion of the animals the boy answered, “I think the kanga­ roo and the elephant must change tails.”