Рассказ на английском языке с переводом о пришельце

Yesterday I was sitting at the table and looked out the window, where I saw a green drunk, he drank a lot so knocked me out of the window and he said, "Now I feel bad .. you do not have glasses?" I sent him to a tree stump and said "go from here freak out and do not come anymore." After these words, alcoholics do not hodidi under my window