Смешная ИСТОРИЯ,не анекдот!!!На английском!!!!Не менее 12 предложений

A Scots boy came home from school and told his mother he had been given a part in a school play. "Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?" The boy says "I play the part of the Scottish husband!" The mother scowls and say: "Go back and tell your teacher you want a speaking part."

In a hospital there is a mad man. He goes for a walk and pulls a toothbrush on a string. The doctor sees him and says, "You have a nice dog.” The man says, "Oh, Doctor. This isn’t a dog. This is a toothbrush.” The doctor thinks, "This man is getting better!”After a while, the man says to his toothbrush, "What a nice joke, Dogy.”