Смешной расказ про животных на английском

once amused my duck with a pig, but pig was offended and said, "You worthless duck, I'll teach you." The duck was terrified:"please not again." pig viciously laughed and proceeded to his dirty work. At the end she gave the duck a dollar, and thanked him. Now duck learned to make a living as prostitutes. She had a number of ducklings, kittens and other animals. Once she gave them to the orphanage, and flew with a guy in Mexico light at parties.The end