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When I was 14, I wanted to grow up scared , like most teenagers. I would like sheet to parents lived on Mars , and school teachers were reduced to the number of two or three funny . Would be enough physics, physical trainer and himichki . Absolutely no school was boring, but other than shooting his eyes on the beautiful classmates, and stories about the first sex inept neighbor 's party , there just was nothing to do . I tell you responsibly as winner of the gold medal.