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Minions - yellow dwarf creatures have a few hairs on his head, and sometimes even without hair. Wear glasses to see better. Mignon appeared on the planet before multicellular. They have one purpose: to serve as a very nasty person on the planet. Minions made landfall in the Cretaceous Period. Then they began to serve as a Tyrannosaurus rex. He died through the fault of the minions in the red-hot lava. The same fate befell the other owners: caveman, Dracula and Napoleon. Fearing revenge, minions have migrated to the Arctic. There they fell into depression and apathy. They probably would have died if not for Kevin, along with Stuart and Bob went in search of a new host. They became Scarlett Overkill. At this time, the remaining minions served yeti. After their defeat minions united under the Grew. Wear a blue suit working. There are several types of minions: medium height, with one or both eyes, low and wide, with two eyes and a long and thin with two. Living minions in special sections in the laboratory. There they can do aerobics, they have dining rooms, bars where they arrange wild parties on Fridays. Some minions have different jewelry and luxury goods. They are paid a salary in the form of bananas, but experiencing them a variety of drugs and weapons. Minions are silly, loyal and hardworking. They are resourceful and clever. They have a peculiar sense of humor.