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My wife Dane My husband Dane My partner, Dane I came to learn I came to work I came to seek political asylum If all the seas were one sea, What a great sea that would be! If all the trees were one tree, What a great tree that would be! And if all the axes were one axe, What a great axe that would be! And if all the men were one man, What a great man that would be! And if the great man took the great axe, And cut down the great tree, And let it fall into the great sea, What a splish-splash that would be! +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++The Little Woman and the Pedlar There was a little woman, As I have heard tell, She went to market Her eggs for to sell; She went to market All on a market day, And she fell asleep On the king's highway. There came by a pedlar, His name was Stout, He cut her petticoats All round about; He cut her petticoats Up to her knees; Which made the little woman To shiver and sneeze. When this little woman Began to awake, She began to shiver, And she began to shake; She began to shake, And she began to cry, Lawk a mercy on me, This is none of I! But if this be I, As I do hope it be, I have a little dog at home And he knows me; If it be I, He'll wag his little tail, And if it be not I He'll loudly bark and wail! Home went the little woman All in the dark, Up starts the little dog, And he began to bark; He began to bark, And she began to cry, Lawk a mercy on me, This is none of I!(3 небылицы