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1.My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”One boy blurted, “Recycle!” From a conversation with the girl- Where are you going to do?- At the Institute of Economics Zhmenta!- I'm sorry, maybe economics and management?- (After a brief hesitation and uncertainty): No, the institute named Zhmenta! Just before the final exam in 
my college finance class, a less-than-stellar student approached me.“Can you tell me what grade 
I would need to get on the exam 
to pass the course?” he asked.I gave him the bad news. “The exam is worth 100 points. You would need 113 points to earn a D.”“OK,” he said. “And how many points would I need to get a C?