Анекдоты про спорт на английском

- Doctor, I followed your advice and began to play table tennis.- Excellent! What are the results?- Minus 1.5 kg per week!- Little! Very little! I'd go for 1 kg a day!- Can't be?! How?!- I play one.                                                                                                                                                                                                       I have six months to go to the gym, and my girlfriend feels under my protection, because if we're attacked by hooligans, I can sit down 3 sets of 12 reps. вот 2 варианта