Мне нужен анекдот про известных людей (на английском) Заранее спасибо)

1)In St. Petersburg, decided to put the equestrian monument to its first mayor - Anatoly Sobchak. Sculptor calls Ksenia Sobchak: - Popoziruete for sculpture? - You think I'm so much like my father? - What has the Pope? 2)On "Eurovision" Buranovskie grandmother one part of the song sung in the Udmurt language, the other - in English. But what of them in English, no one knew.