Здравствуйте! Подскажите, перевод на английский правильный или нет: Skiing at the start of the stand,I was wrong without skis ran Hear coaching mate, I'm Italian caught up. I'm Italian man yelling to the ski track lost, Clapped...

Здравствуйте! Подскажите, перевод на английский правильный или нет: Skiing at the start of the stand,I was wrong without skis ran Hear coaching mate, I'm Italian caught up. I'm Italian man yelling to the ski track lost, Clapped him on the shoulder, not calculated and killed. The French I also shouted To missed forward. Ten minutes they screamed, pulled out After a machine gun. The German I immediately caught up, thought it обогну As he saw me - in ski climbed up on a pine tree. The Japanese I, too, caught up, but did not hit, kicked. Not to climb the scandal they Just stepped out of. Cum I finished descent, All three medals I took. Their no one will give, because I'm one ran.